An 18" deep fried corn dog, filled with bacon, jalapenos and cheese, served on a bed of fries. Chris Pronger Jersey . It is a corn dog the size of a baseball bat. For real. You can buy this. Texas Rangers Bacon on a Stick Just straight up some bacon on a stick. This will not be the last time you see Texas on this list. Minnesota Twins Bloody Mary Ive seen some interesting things put in a Bloody Mary before, but never an entire hamburger. I guess it really is a meal in a glass. Houston Astros Texas Hold Em In an attempt to keep up with their neighbours in Arlington, the Astros have perfected this beauty. A BBQ chicken sandwich with cheddar, tomato, cole slaw and french fries right on top, all served on thick Texas toast. Because why eat fries on the side when you can just shove everything in your mouth at once? Philadelphia Philles Cheez Whiz Bacon Hot Dog Philly Cheese Steaks are already gut-busters, so its no surprise theyd make the jump with their hot dogs as well. The name pretty much explains itself. Arizona Diamondbacks Venom Dog In our second masterpiece from Arizona, we have the Venom Dog, a foot-long habanero sausage with beans, guacamole and sour cream. Though not as large as its cousin, the addition of beans means you may have to visit the washroom twice as fast. Seattle Mariners Cheese Curds This one is a whole other level of disgusting. Poutine lovers will be familiar with cheese curds, but this bad boy goes a step further by DEEP-FRYING the curds. They drizzle some honey on top so that theres a sweet taste in your mouth as your arteries come to a halt. West Michigan Whitecaps Augger Dogger Alright, you cant get this one at an MLB ballpark, but the Detroit Tigers Single-A affiliate offers up this deep-fried hot dog on a stick surrounded by potato chips. Im impressed by the artistry on this one more than anything. Texas Rangers Frozen Beer While not technically food, this is one had to crack the list. In honour of Yu Darvishs Japanese heritage, the Rangers will be serving up frozen <i>Kirin</i> beer, the Japanese equivalent of Bud. Of everything Japenese they could have gone with, they went with this. Pittsburgh Pirates Tatchcos Taking you back to your high school cafeteria, the Pirates are offering Tater Tots doused in chili, spicy nacho cheese, sour cream and scallions. Texas Rangers Burger Once again we head back to Texas, where Nolan Ryan is apparently supplying his own beef for this monstrosity, which is essentially a giant piece of lasagna filled with a hamburger patty. Some things just dont belong together, these are two of them. Detroit Tigers Poutine Dog Another team who decided to take two things that, on their own, are delicious, and smash them together in some weird life-threatening science experiment. This might not even be the craziest hot dog they offer, as their Late Night Dog has bacon, fried egg, and cheddar cheese on it. And you wonder why people associate America with obesity... Chicago White Sox 12-Scoop Banana Split Finally, some dessert! If you werent lactose intolerant going into this one, you will be coming out. Twelve scoops of ice cream, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate sauce, and banana (to keep it healthy) are served up in a FULL SIZE BATTING HELMET. SERIOUSLY. Texas Rangers Choomongous The signing of Shin-Soo Choo in Arlington brings us the Choomongous, a 24" spicy-Asian beef sandwich that comes wit its own wheelchair to wheel you out of the ballpark when youre done. Tampa Bay Rays 4lb Burger Finally, Tampa Bay is offering a challenge to their fans: eat a four pound burger and a pound of french fries, and theyll give you two free tickets to the game (and a t-shirt)! Just dont try to squeeze into the t-shirt after finishing up. Play ball, and good eating folks! Anaheim Ducks Shirts . 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"Everybody is just living in the moment right now," Leonard said. "Really dont know whats going on." Hell figure it out quick. After all, the Spurs know titles -- this one being their fifth since 1999. When Commissioner Adam Silver announced Leonard as the MVP, he was mobbed by his teammates and Spurs coach Gregg Popovich roared with laughter, knowing Leonard would have to do what he hates most -- talk about himself. "Right now, its just surreal to me," Leonard said. "I have a great group of guys behind me." Leonard had 22 points and 10 rebounds, his third straight big game in the series. He fouled out in the fourth quarter, which was barely noticed after the job he did helping keep LeBron James in some sort of check over the final three quarters. When it was over -- actually, a few seconds before it was over -- James led a group of Heat players down to the Spurs bench foor the first round of congratulatory hugs. Fake Ducks Jerseys. The first one he gave, and rightly so, was to Leonard. It was James taking the trophy from Russell in each of the last two seasons, after Miamis titles. This time, the night belonged to Leonard, a 22-year-old who the Spurs have long thought was the heir apparent to the Big 3 of Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker. "The first two games, he didnt play so well," James said about Leonard. "I thought he attacked more in the last three games, shot the ball extremely well." Added Heat guard Dwyane Wade: "Its like he just played free. ... Hes the future of this team." The Big 3 in San Antonio is still championship-good. But their key guy now might be Leonard, who just took over this series. "Hes a great learner and hes super competitive, has a drive to be the best thats really uncommon in our league," Popovich said. "He walks the walk. I mean, hes there early, hes there late. He wants more. He wants me and the coaches to push him. So I just talked to him about not being in that defer sort of stage. The hell with Tony, the hell with Timmy, the hell with Manu, you play the game. You are the man." In this series, he absolutely was. Leonard averaged 17.8 points on 61 per cent shooting. And he became the youngest Finals MVP since Duncan won it for the Spurs in 1999. ' ' '
RENTON, Wash. Martell Webster Jersey . -- The Seattle Seahawks have placed left tackle Russell Okung on injured reserve with a designation to return after he injured a toe against the San Francisco 49ers last week. Okung injured his left big toe blocking 49ers defensive end Justin Smith on the final play of the first quarter. Coach Pete Carroll says Okung suffered a torn ligament in his toe and the injury is expected to keep him sidelined for six to eight weeks. "It gives him a chance to come back," Carroll said. "Its a six- to eight-week injury and well hope that that will all work out right for us. Hes determined, hes kind of excited about the fact that he has a chance to get back this season as well. So we will just ride it out, see what happens, and take good care of him and hopefully well be able to make it." Under the injured reserve rules, Okung will be ineligible for the next eight weeks. He can return to practice six weeks after being placed on the list and be eligible to play against Minnesota on Nov. 17. Paul McQuistan will start in place of Okung against the Jacksonville Jaguars. McQuistan started the first two games of the year at left guard for the Seahawks. With McQuistan moving to tackle, James Carpenter will take over at left guard. Carpenter rotated in with McQuistan during the first two weeks. Carroll said Carpenter is ready to play a full game after getting back in shape from a foot injury that sidelined him during training camp. The Seahawks also expect to see the season debut of two key pieces on the defensive side of the ball. Cornerback Brandon Browner and defensive end Chris Clemons are both expected to play against the Jaguars on Sunday. Browner suffered a strained hamstring in practice two weeks ago and wasnt able to return to practice until this week. Browner is expected to start while the plan for Clemons will be more reserved. Clemons is coming back from a torn ACL suffered in Seattles playoff win over the Washington Redskins in January. Carroll said that they will monitor his reps in the game but hes in great shape and conditioning shouldnt be a factor. "Were really, really thrilled for him," Carroll said. "It means the world to Chris of course, as he gets back. He had great preparation, he had a fantastic recovery process, the rehab, everything. So he has a chance to play for us this week and Im really fired up that he gets to join us. We missed that." Clemons has led the Seahawks in sacks in each of the last three seasons. He recorded 11 sacks in both 2010 and 2011 and 11.5 sacks last year for Seattle. Fellow defensive end Red Bryant says the return of Clemons will be a huge boost for an already imposing defence. "Hes a big part of what we do on defence. Hes one of our leaders. Were excited for him to contribute with how hard hes worked to get back," Bryant said. "Its going to be big, man. We really cant put into words how excited we really are that hes back." Notes: DT Jordan Hill was officially ruled out for the game with a strained biceps. ... FB Spencer Ware (ankle) and S Jeron Johnson (hamstring) are both listed as doubtful. Carroll confirmed Ware suffered a high ankle sprain last week against the 49ers. ... T Breno Giacomini (knee) and G J.R. Sweezy (back) are listed as probable. ... With the move of T Russell Okung to injured reserve, the Seahawks have an open roster that they expect to fill by Saturday. Blazers Jerseys China . According to the Globe and Mail, a decision between the NHL and the Players Association should come within the six months. "I can tell you, (a decision) shouldnt take all that long," NHL deputy commissioner Bill Daly told the Globe and Mail. Kiki VanDeWeghe Jersey . -- Jesse Lussier scored 8:24 into overtime as the Halifax Mooseheads erased a four-goal deficit to beat the host Val-dOr Foreurs 6-5 on Tuesday in Quebec Major Junior Hockey League playoff action.After dropping four of their last five games and losing centres Dave Bolland and Nazem Kadri, the Leafs are undoubtedly hoping Saturdays win over the Sabres coupled with the acquisition of a new face in the middle of the ice will help turn their fortunes around. In this weeks “Leaf Report” podcast, Jonas Siegel and James Mirtle discuss the teams offensive struggles and whether the addition of Peter Holland will help turn things around. Portland Trail Blazers Shirts . Leaf Report: Scoring issues, addition of Holland ' ' '